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Here’s my conversation:
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: Fantastic! Just chillin’ with my macbook and a glass of wine.
Cleverbot: Kinda sad.
Cleverbot: I forgot to celebrate Ostara.
User: Wow, did you ask for forgiveness?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you American?
User: I am American, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: You’re not smart.
User: Seriously? Did you intend to insult me?
Cleverbot: No no.
User: Then what did you mean?
Cleverbot: I am dying.
User: Dying is no excuse for being rude.