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For a child has been born for us,
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a son given to us;
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authority rests upon his shoulders;
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and he is named
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Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
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Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
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So my mom (hi Mami!) is horrified that I am giving Miami such bad press here.
I love Miami, but Mom, this stuff, you have to admit, is true. Consider it a favor that I am keeping the tourists away from you. That means fewer people on US-1. You’re welcome.
Bring on Willy Chirino….