This is sooo weirdly…weird. Really? Bury me with some dignity please.
my to-do list
1. make good coffee
2. do laundry
3. clean the bathroom
4. get gas
5. grade papers
6. sing a song (mortifying to me)
7. do more laundry
8. grade more papers
9. write a book (that’s a challenge)
10. hunt for a boa constrictor