Remember that scene in Office Space?

The one where the guys beat up on the printer? Yeah. That was me today. My Vista atrocity decided to reboot in the middle of recording the Secrets of Harry Potter with Father Roderick and the guys. Brilliant. Let me just say I can’t wait to hear how they handled it because I went dead in the middle of my segment. Poor guys. Or not. It might be some good comic relief.

At least I can depend on this:

I don’t like other people’s children

That’s a bit of a problem when you’re asked to work with them.

After having the taser denied, I requested a bazooka to launch water balloons, but the youth minister laughed and thought I was kidding. I caught 5 kids walking away from the “main event” tonight. Most likely they weren’t going to do anything evil and immoral. Probably, they were more interested in whatever self-absorbing teenaged-angst-driven foolishness they had going on than whatever the adults had planned for them.

Nevertheless, they weren’t getting past me tonight. Because I enjoy being a psychotic old bat.

Sacurritee! ! !

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