Pretty, fluffy snow. And some friends.
and now, for the rest of us: it’s Festivus!
Happy Festivus, y’all.There will likely be plenty of comfort food tonight.
Um, no feats of strength since the thought of either of us being wrestled to the ground will require a call to 911, and those good folks are probably busy.
There will be, however, the airing of grievances. Let me get started with that.
1. Done with this rain. Done! We rarely get a white Christmas; I’ll pass on a wet one.
2. I ran out of whiskey. Why? WHY?
3. I didn’t win the lotto. Again.
4. Otis does not have opposable thumbs and thus, is useless to me. Unless we talk about doggy kisses and joy and all that stuff, but we’re not, cuz I’m airing grievances, not joys.
5. I need more hugs.
I anticipate Festivus miracles!
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right when I thought things couldn’t be better…
John and I went to a Duck Dynasty-themed Christmas party.
I know — I know. Why not you?
We can’t all live the dream. That’s why I’m sharing some pictures.
We were somewhere on the way to Flannery O’Connor’s place. This means nothing to you, I know, but let’s just say we were out in the country along some state road at a Wings place. Wait. Not just a wings place, the definitive wings place. And we had a party. Just like that.
Afterward, John and I stopped at Scoops to cool our palates with delicious ice cream. He had strawberry shortcake and I had pralines and cream because they didn’t have the kind of chocolate that I’ve been known to swoon over. We sat in the rocking chairs facing the square and enjoyed the people watching.
So that’s it. An epic date night for sure. Thought I’d share.