Not a recommened technique, nevertheless, effective. While making homemade creamed spinach, I couldn’t get the bag open, so I thought it would be an entertaining way to open the bag by dramatically (i.e., in an over-the-top theatrical way) hack at the bag with a gigantic ham knife.
I missed.
I hacked at my thumb instead.
[pause for appropriate heckling and mockery]
I finally got my thumb to stop bleeding by applying a frozen spinach leaf to it. Note to self: when facing life-threatening bleeding, a frozen chunk of produce could work in the absence of a tourniquet.
Maybe not, but the pictures are worthy of mockery.
*For the record, and in an attempt to garner sympathy, the wound is very deep and very painful, and bled for a really really long time and no one in my vicinity offered any kind or soothing words. The meanies called my parents so I could get long distance mockery.
Ouch, and your typing hand too. Hope it gets better an will serve as a lesson to me. Use a meat cleaver over a ham knife. Take care Maria.
Pobrecita, I feel your pain.. Love you
Oh no, I feel sooooorry for you (but enjoyed the mockery). Hope you are feeling better and please next time try not use a knife.
Scissors are much better for that kind of task !!
Love,
POP