Amidst threats of giving un-costumed teens treats of root vegetables for Halloween, I took the badass saints quiz a couple of dozen times so I could get Nancy Wake and dress up, too.
I figured that if I cheated to get this:
So I could pretend to be this:
Then I’d replace this (seriously, who thought it’s a great idea? we’d get egged!):
With a real treat — regardless of the kids’ sizes.