so, I’m an idiot…

Here’s how the conversation at dinner went…

John: There’s a prickly pear in the refrigerator, wanna try it?

Bego: Sure.

John: Okay, listen to me before you do anything. Don’t touch the fruit. Use a fork or something to pick it up.

Bego: Okay. [and proceeds to pick it up with her bare hand]

John: I told you not to touch the fruit!

Bego: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*For those of you interested in home remedies, you can use a disposable razor to shave the offending spines from a prickly pear THAT YOU HAVE EMBEDDED IN YOUR HAND! They are invisible and painful. Ouch. Did I say I’m an idiot?

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