That’s a bit of a problem when you’re asked to work with them.
After having the taser denied, I requested a bazooka to launch water balloons, but the youth minister laughed and thought I was kidding. I caught 5 kids walking away from the “main event” tonight. Most likely they weren’t going to do anything evil and immoral. Probably, they were more interested in whatever self-absorbing teenaged-angst-driven foolishness they had going on than whatever the adults had planned for them.
Nevertheless, they weren’t getting past me tonight. Because I enjoy being a psychotic old bat.
Sacurritee! ! !