Top 10 things that really annoy me

Top 10 things that really annoy me:

10. selfish people who act like they are the only ones in the universe.
9. clueless people who are totally unaware that there are other people in the universe.
8. annoying people who behave like they are the only ones in the universe.
7. dumb people who can’t drive and are unaware of their surroundings.
6. selfish people in expensive vehicles who get in everyone’s way.
5. idiotic people who block traffic.
4. self-absorbed people who have no accountability for their actions.
3. foolish people who think they don’t have to follow the rules.
2. self-centered people who can’t be bothered by others’ needs.

and my personal favorite:
1. self-centered, self-absorbed, selfish cretins who have such a sense of entitlement that they can actually park their car in a road and not move even though traffic is lined up behind them, and do this with a clear conscience and not at all be bothered by the angry mob gathering behind them. if I were hindu, I
would want to come back as one of those people just to experience the elation of having such a moment of grandiose self-absorption. on second thought, if I were hindu I wouldn’t come back as that asshat, because the whole concept of reincarnation would take care of itself. that’s why I think chihuahuas are stupid little creatures.

Go ahead and flame me for insulting chihuahuas. for the record, I feel better now.